mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

svvitzerland:

coolscar:

whorville:

whorville:

Which state is the loudest

Illinoise

its funny because the last part in illinois is silent

silence is the loudest scream

that was deep

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